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Wendy. 20. Santa Clara, CA. Mostly things that make me laugh and occasional serious stuff.

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lambrini-socialism:

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morning-feathers:

sari-y-fawr:
Honestly string, fucking same.
How do I relate to a string

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nepetaquest:

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

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steakmilk:

charlie and the chocolate factory was supposed to be an allegory of privilege about a poor black kid who inherited the chocolate factory against rich white kids
also granpa joe’s enthusiasm to go with charlie makes a lot more sense now if he lived through poverty and racism and never had any such opportunity

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galacticjerk:

*sees two bees flying around my garden*
me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..

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starllex:

spacegiants:
chicken nuggets arent even that great
what did you just say

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itsalwaysunnyontv:

me at a fast food place: oh the prices have gone up
server: oh yeah sorry about that like it’s management i can’t do anything about-
me:

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slightmayhem:

trans-mom:
Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
That’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.

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sattickate:

I am not a straight people.
Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

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delilahbriarwood:

delilahbriarwood:
D&D Update:
My mother literally stabbed our table to make her Intimidation check against the Arl.
Update 2 because everyone keeps asking:
Yes, she got advantage instantly.
Yes, she passed with a total of 22 against the Arl’s natural 1.

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felliss00:

when you’re on a roll drawing even though you have no idea what you’re doing

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